Saturday, February 20, 2010

Warning! You May be a Fundamentalist

Take this test to see if you are, indeed, a Christian fundamentalist.

1. Do you believe that God created all the world in six literal days about 6,000 years ago?

2. Do you believe that being homosexual is a sin?

3. Do you believe that the United States was founded on the principals of Christianity?

4. Do you believe its ok to use any measures to stop abortions?

5. Do you believe that every word of the bible is true and literal in its meaning?

6. Do you believe that Creationism (or intelligent design) should be taught in science class?

7. Do you believe in a literal hell where people go to suffer everlasting torment?

8. Are you a strong social conservative?

9. Do you think Sarah Palin would make a great president?

10. Is masturbating a sin?

If you answered "yes" to at least 5 of these questions, you may be a Christian fundamentalist. If you answered 9 or 10 of them "yes" you are definitely a Christian fundamentalist. Either way, please seek help immediately. The only cure for Christian fundamentalism is a good dose of reality taken with an open mind.

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